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P*ssed Up P*ssed Up   Tune: Unknown    
FromSCFC Fookov (28th April 2002)    
We always lose at home and we always
lose away
We lost last week and we'll lose today
We don't give a f*ck 'cos we're all
p*ssed up
Stockport County - p*ssed up!
Another favourite during the terrible
01/02 season!

Plymouth! Plymouth!   Tune: Usual    
FromGloryer (07th March 2004)    
Plymouth's not an argyll!
Plymouth's not an argyll!
Retort to The Stockport's not a County

But, did we have to do it 3 games
runnin? Come on Plymuff keep up! This
banter thing is supposed to be original!

Pointless! Pointless!   Tune: Obvious    
FromGloryer (10th June 2002)    
We've got a point!
We've got a point!
Ee I adio,
We've got a point!

WBA away, Feb 01... We never get
anything there!
Baaa-rnsley away... 1st point of 01/02
Coventry away... We ended the most
consistent run in the clubs history and
went into raptures!

Pre Season Pre Season   Tune: Sing When Ur Winnin    
FromGloryer (02nd July 2002)    
Pre season friendly,
It's just a pre season friendly...
Sung against c*ty & Sheff Wed at home +
Walsall & Norwich away, after we'd
already been relegated!
Points meant nowt to us but they all
needed them!

Pressman Pressman   Tune: -    
FromMartin Daily (11th March 2004)    
Pressman wears a Bra
Pressman wears a Bra
Pressman wears a, Pressman wears a,
Pressman wears a Bra!!!

usually followed by:
Sumo!! Sumo!! sumo!! etc

and maybe the odd:
get yer tits out for the lads!!
Sung at Sheffield Wednesday away games
over the past few years in dedication to
their slighlty chubby goalie

Preston Away Preston Away   Tune: Obvious    
FromGloryer (08th June 2002)    
4-3 we're goin to win 4-3!!!

5-4 we're goin to win 5-4!!!

6-5 we're goin to win 6-5!!!

If you'd settle for a point clap your
hands, (clap clap)
After going down 3-0, 4-0, 5-0, & 6-0!!!
Contrary to previous posts the "settle
for a point" chant was sung/started by
me at Naarge away the season before!

Pride Of Cheshire Pride Of Cheshire   Tune: What Do You Do When You Need The Loo    
FromImposter (25th April 2002)    
How many teams come apart at the seams,
When they meet the pride of Cheshire?
They try to have a do with the boys in
white and blue,
But they just can't stand the
Last season's division tow, Blackburn
and Sheffield U,
West Ham United, and Stoke City,
Oh we won at the Dell, and we gave the
Boro' Hell,
These are memories to treasure.
Promotion season

Pride Of Cheshire Pride Of Cheshire   Tune: You    
FromGloryer (08th June 2002)    
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of,
We're the pride of Chesh-i-re,
Sung at Crewe and anywhere that thinks
we're from Manchester/Lancishire!

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